LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

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Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there?
Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him
cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He
could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm
looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone,
and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up
here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel
great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.
Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald
guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In
slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around,
roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your
speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on,
apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time
out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That
joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is
that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose
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